One day an elderly Jewish Pole, living in Warsaw, finds an old lamp in
his attic. He starts to polish it and (poof!) a genie appears in cloud
of smoke.
"Greetings, Mortal!" exclaims the genie, stretching and yawning,
"Forreleasing me I will grant you three wishes."
The old man thinks for a moment, then replies, "I want Genghis Khan
resurrected. I want him to re-unite the Mongol hordes, march to the
Polish border, decide he doesn't want to invade, and march back home."
"No sooner said than done!" thunders the genie. "Your second wish?"
"Hmmmm. I want Genghis Khan resurrected. I want him to re-unite the
Mongol hordes, march to the Polish border, decide he doesn't want to
invade,and march back home."
"But... well, all right! Your third wish?"
"I want Genghis Khan resurrected. I want him to re-unite his ---"
"OKOKOKOK! Right. Got it. Why do you want Genghis Khan to march to
Poland three times and never invade?"
The old man smiles. "He has to pass through Russia six times."
Donnerstag, 30. April 2009
Fortune Cookie
Dienstag, 21. April 2009
MS dissen
"Whereas Windows is a GUI shell indeed, as well as a 32 bit extension
for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for
a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company that can't stand
1 bit of competition, but I digress..." M.Wiehl frei nach Charles Sebold
Seriennummern von HDs herausfinden
/dev/sda1:
Model=WDC WD3200BEVT-75ZCT2 , FwRev=11.01A11, SerialNo=WD-WXEX08L40359 Config={ HardSect NotMFM HdSw>15uSec SpinMotCtl Fixed DTR>5Mbs FmtGapReq } RawCHS=16383/16/63, TrkSize=0, SectSize=0, ECCbytes=50 BuffType=unknown, BuffSize=8192kB, MaxMultSect=16, MultSect=?16? CurCHS=16383/16/63, CurSects=16514064, LBA=yes, LBAsects=625142448 IORDY=on/off, tPIO={min:120,w/IORDY:120}, tDMA={min:120,rec:120} PIO modes: pio0 pio3 pio4 DMA modes: mdma0 mdma1 mdma2 UDMA modes: udma0 udma1 udma2 udma3 udma4 udma5 *udma6 AdvancedPM=yes: unknown setting WriteCache=enabled Drive conforms to: Unspecified: ATA/ATAPI-1,2,3,4,5,6,7
* signifies the current active mode
Samstag, 18. April 2009
DNS
Liste, keine Garantie wie lange sie frei verfügbar sind)
* 204.152.184.76 (f.6to4-servers.net, ISC, USA)
* 2001:4f8:0:2::14 (f.6to4-servers.net, IPv6, ISC)
* 194.150.168.168 (dns.as250.net; anycast DNS!)
* 213.73.91.35 (dnscache.berlin.ccc.de)
* 80.237.196.2
* 194.95.202.198